2011 ರ ಕೆಲವು ಕುತೂಹಲಕಾರಿ , ಹಾಸ್ಯ ಮಿಶ್ರಿತ , ವಿಡಂಬನಾತ್ಮಕ ಮತ್ತು ಕೆಲವು ಡಬ್ಬಾ FACEBOOK ಸ್ಟೇಟಸ್ ಗಳನ್ನು ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂಗ್ರಹಿಸಿದ್ದೇನೆ.
CINEMA :
ಪರಮಾತ್ಮನ ಬಗ್ಗೆ -
Paramathma - watched twice in three days.. Bhat sir know how to narrate a cinema.. Sad to see it getting mixed reviews.. kannada audience have to upgrade ASAP :)
ಜೋಗಯ್ಯ ನ ಹೈಪ್ ಗೆ ನಾನು ಮೋಸ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೆ -
Jogayya - Has boss prem kept up to the Hype ?? Lets wait till aug 12th !!
ರಾಜ್ ಮೊಮ್ಮಗ -
watched HUDUGRU.. one quick observation - looks like raghavendra rajkumar's son has acted, just a guess, its not officially told, but i saw him in few of the scenes(no dialogues though ).. See how a big banner grooms an actor
ಸಿದ್ಲಿಂಗು ಪೋಸ್ಟರ್ ಗೆ ನಾನು ಮಕಾರ್ -
"Hesru Asaadulla beg, mane devru kaTeelu durgaparameshwari.. "
saw it on a new kannada movie poster..
One of the most vibrant posters for me :)
..
Movie name and caption is more stunning..
SIDDLINGU- rohini nakshatra vrishabha raashi !!
ಸಂಜು weds ಗೀತ ನೋಡಿ ನನಗನ್ನಿಸಿದ್ದು -
yen goLu guru!!!
ತಾಜಾ ಹಾಡು -
Thaaja Thaaja kanasugaLu.. Aaja Aaja yennutive.. This song from 'GUN' is driving me crazy for this week :)
ಒಲವೇ ಮಂದಾರ ! ಈ ಚಿತ್ರವನ್ನ ಗಣೇಶ್ - ಗಿಣೇಶ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೆ ಗ್ಯಾರಂಟಿ ಸೂಪರ್ ಹಿಟ್-
Olave mandaara- If u have never heard anything like this, FYI- This is a new kannada movie from new comers.By chance i watched the movie.. Never regretted for watching..
One super love story :) hats off to the screenplay :)
I'm not the producer of this film, but still cant resist saying 'PLEASE watch'.
CRICKET :
Before world cup :
EDEN GARDENS is not ready for WORLD CUP.. who cares..
My FB status for world cup is ready..
COMING SOON :)
ದೊಡ್ಡವರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಸಣ್ಣವನು ಬರೆದಿದ್ದು-
When Sachin is playing every moment is a celebration.. And mind it,this might be the end of Festive season. Eyes wide open to witness all cherishing moments of THE SACHIN ERA :(
There are only 2 kinds of people in India... SACHIN FANS and SACHIN CRITIQUES.. !!
ಎತ್ತಣಿನ್ದೆತ್ತ ಸಂಬಂಧ-
Cricket world cup 2011.. Hope Bangalore traffic gets less atleast during match days.
Heights!! but.. decent enough logic..
Believe it or not ! I had written this before match day and this really happened-
This weekend dhamaka- INDIA vs IRELAND.. another nail biting Finish :P
My favorite one -
MOHALI is very near to pakistan to packup and reach home :)
Cricket Love -
I bleed Safforn, White, Green with a tinge of Blue :)
For IND vs PAK semifinal-
This WEDNESDAY is one of those days where 'nim ajji', 'nam ajji', 'nim amma', 'nam amma' 'nim girl friends' pose lot of questions about new rules of cricket like powerplays, freehits, reviews... :)
cos they might have stopped watching cricket for long time..just enjaay the questions :)
This one was too good -
1983- Champions
1987- (1987-1983=4) among top 4
1992- (1992-1983=9) knocked out
1996- (1996-1983=13=1+3= 4) among top 4
1999- (1999-1983=16=1+6=7) knocked out
... 2003- (2003-1983=20=2+0=2) Runners
2007- (2007-1983=14=1+4=5) knocked out
2011- (2011-1983=28=2+8=10=1+0= 1) "Champions"
-----------------------------------------------
"HENGE" ??? :) :)
IPL betting -
Thankgod IPL is getting over !! ಇನ್ಮೇಲ್ ದುಡ್ದಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲಾ ಮಟ ಸೇರಲ್ಲ, ಮನೆ ಸೇರತ್ತೆ :)
When Dravid was fighting in England, CONTROVERSIAL-
In our KAASHI, there are lot of WALLS built out of cruelty !! Presently, in CRICKET KAASHI, there is only ONE WALL who has guts to face the bowling which had BRUTALITY !!
When sehwag scored the double-
Aristotle himself would have said, had he been a cricket fan, “If you are going to be hammered in a cricket match, better to be hammered with a bit of history.”
~ Andy Zaltzman
POLITICS:
People who Impressed / Depressed me-
Santhosh Hegde levellu guru :) MaLe beLe aagta irodu inthaavrindale :) Sir, Thank you very much !!
aNNa hazare- kooLe manshya :)
aNNa had an idea.. media did the miracle !!
aNNavrge thale nov baralva upvaasa maaDdaga??? !!
Thanks Yeddy sir... Finally 'it' happened.. But i wish all this drama would continue for ever. Cos for the past 4 days there were no thefts, no murders, no scams, no chain snatching, no road accidents.. i never heard any such news in our media.. all thanks to you :)
ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಪ್ರೀತಿ-
Reading 'Abachoorina Post Aapeesu'-- A 'masterpiece'u :)
MAHAA PALAAYANA- One gem of a book :)
yentha narsattongu kicchu hattiso pustaka - AJEYA
If yograj bhat had read S.L Bhyrappa's Saraswathi Samman Award winning MANDRA, i bet he wouldn't have written the below line..
ಮ್ಯೂಸಿಕ್ಕೇ ಸರಿಯಿಲ್ಲ ಏಳೇ ಸ್ವರ.. ಇನ್ನೆಷ್ಟು ಕೂಗೋದು ಎಮ್ಮೆ ಥರಾ...!!
'Matadaana' - post election part is finely sketched by bhyrappa sir.. so realistic !! Eager to watch the movie..
'kavalu' - Finished reading it in record time !! saadhyavaadre odi.. ee modle odidre nim abhipraaya tilisi :)
JUGAARI CROSS - Every next line to be read, makes you to keep your FINGERS CROSSED !!
If you want to know who is SL BHYRAPPA, he's a kannada novelist..
If you want to know what is SL BHYRAPPA, read his 'daaTu' :)
Dont know kannada? dont worry.. its in all 14 INDIAN Languages including ENGLISH :) !!
MISCELLANEOUS -
This time our topic in office- CRICKET TOURNAMENT this weekend :)
Feb 14th-BhajrangdaL all set !!! Too Dangerous to get westernised, folks :)
When bomb blasted in Delhi-
boLimaklu !! blast maaDdoru..
One gem-
ಜಗವೆನ್ನ ಮುದ್ದಿಸದದೇಕೆಂದು ಕೊರಗದಿರು |
ಮಗುವು ಪೆತ್ತರ್ಗೆ ನೀಂ , ಲೋಕಕೆ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧಿ ||
ಹೆಗಳಹೊರೆ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದರ್ಗೆಲ್ಲಮಿರುತಿರೆ, ನಿನ್ನ |
ರಗಳೆಗಾರಿಗೆ ಬಿಡುವೊ ? - ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ ||
~ ಡಿವಿಜಿ
GREAT minds discuss ideas..
Lesser ones discuss events..
Low class discuss PEOPLE.. !!
~ unknown
China, I hate it -
The concept of "NANDELLIDLI" is born and brought up in china !! Be it milk, bicycle, electronics, rice, textile, plastic, pens, sport (now cricket), corporate (now into IT competing wit INDIA) etc etc..
Tiger population is not at all growing in INDIA as Tigers do not have the eligibility to vote
~ unknown
Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans
~ John Lennon
Confirmation of death penalty awarded to Pakistani terrorist Ajmal Kasab.. F**k, he still can go to supreme court.. Common man of India can never understand the sensitivity of INDIAN LAW
MY SPEAKING KISSES (ನನ್ನ ನುಡಿಮುತ್ತುಗಳು)-
My Heart says Go with my Mind !!
And When I found nothing and just Blank, I still uploaded one.. i.e
NO NEW STA"TUSS"ssss...
ಮತ್ತೆ ಸಿಗೋಣ :)
~ ಶಶಾಂಕ
CINEMA :
ಪರಮಾತ್ಮನ ಬಗ್ಗೆ -
Paramathma - watched twice in three days.. Bhat sir know how to narrate a cinema.. Sad to see it getting mixed reviews.. kannada audience have to upgrade ASAP :)
ಜೋಗಯ್ಯ ನ ಹೈಪ್ ಗೆ ನಾನು ಮೋಸ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೆ -
Jogayya - Has boss prem kept up to the Hype ?? Lets wait till aug 12th !!
ರಾಜ್ ಮೊಮ್ಮಗ -
watched HUDUGRU.. one quick observation - looks like raghavendra rajkumar's son has acted, just a guess, its not officially told, but i saw him in few of the scenes(no dialogues though ).. See how a big banner grooms an actor
ಸಿದ್ಲಿಂಗು ಪೋಸ್ಟರ್ ಗೆ ನಾನು ಮಕಾರ್ -
"Hesru Asaadulla beg, mane devru kaTeelu durgaparameshwari.. "
saw it on a new kannada movie poster..
One of the most vibrant posters for me :)
..
Movie name and caption is more stunning..
SIDDLINGU- rohini nakshatra vrishabha raashi !!
ಸಂಜು weds ಗೀತ ನೋಡಿ ನನಗನ್ನಿಸಿದ್ದು -
yen goLu guru!!!
ತಾಜಾ ಹಾಡು -
Thaaja Thaaja kanasugaLu.. Aaja Aaja yennutive.. This song from 'GUN' is driving me crazy for this week :)
ಒಲವೇ ಮಂದಾರ ! ಈ ಚಿತ್ರವನ್ನ ಗಣೇಶ್ - ಗಿಣೇಶ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ರೆ ಗ್ಯಾರಂಟಿ ಸೂಪರ್ ಹಿಟ್-
Olave mandaara- If u have never heard anything like this, FYI- This is a new kannada movie from new comers.By chance i watched the movie.. Never regretted for watching..
One super love story :) hats off to the screenplay :)
I'm not the producer of this film, but still cant resist saying 'PLEASE watch'.
CRICKET :
Before world cup :
EDEN GARDENS is not ready for WORLD CUP.. who cares..
My FB status for world cup is ready..
COMING SOON :)
ದೊಡ್ಡವರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಸಣ್ಣವನು ಬರೆದಿದ್ದು-
When Sachin is playing every moment is a celebration.. And mind it,this might be the end of Festive season. Eyes wide open to witness all cherishing moments of THE SACHIN ERA :(
There are only 2 kinds of people in India... SACHIN FANS and SACHIN CRITIQUES.. !!
ಎತ್ತಣಿನ್ದೆತ್ತ ಸಂಬಂಧ-
Cricket world cup 2011.. Hope Bangalore traffic gets less atleast during match days.
Heights!! but.. decent enough logic..
Believe it or not ! I had written this before match day and this really happened-
This weekend dhamaka- INDIA vs IRELAND.. another nail biting Finish :P
My favorite one -
MOHALI is very near to pakistan to packup and reach home :)
Cricket Love -
I bleed Safforn, White, Green with a tinge of Blue :)
For IND vs PAK semifinal-
This WEDNESDAY is one of those days where 'nim ajji', 'nam ajji', 'nim amma', 'nam amma' 'nim girl friends' pose lot of questions about new rules of cricket like powerplays, freehits, reviews... :)
cos they might have stopped watching cricket for long time..just enjaay the questions :)
This one was too good -
1983- Champions
1987- (1987-1983=4) among top 4
1992- (1992-1983=9) knocked out
1996- (1996-1983=13=1+3= 4) among top 4
1999- (1999-1983=16=1+6=7) knocked out
... 2003- (2003-1983=20=2+0=2) Runners
2007- (2007-1983=14=1+4=5) knocked out
2011- (2011-1983=28=2+8=10=1+0= 1) "Champions"
-----------------------------------------------
"HENGE" ??? :) :)
IPL betting -
Thankgod IPL is getting over !! ಇನ್ಮೇಲ್ ದುಡ್ದಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲಾ ಮಟ ಸೇರಲ್ಲ, ಮನೆ ಸೇರತ್ತೆ :)
When Dravid was fighting in England, CONTROVERSIAL-
In our KAASHI, there are lot of WALLS built out of cruelty !! Presently, in CRICKET KAASHI, there is only ONE WALL who has guts to face the bowling which had BRUTALITY !!
When sehwag scored the double-
Aristotle himself would have said, had he been a cricket fan, “If you are going to be hammered in a cricket match, better to be hammered with a bit of history.”
~ Andy Zaltzman
POLITICS:
People who Impressed / Depressed me-
Santhosh Hegde levellu guru :) MaLe beLe aagta irodu inthaavrindale :) Sir, Thank you very much !!
aNNa hazare- kooLe manshya :)
aNNa had an idea.. media did the miracle !!
aNNavrge thale nov baralva upvaasa maaDdaga??? !!
Thanks Yeddy sir... Finally 'it' happened.. But i wish all this drama would continue for ever. Cos for the past 4 days there were no thefts, no murders, no scams, no chain snatching, no road accidents.. i never heard any such news in our media.. all thanks to you :)
ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಪ್ರೀತಿ-
Reading 'Abachoorina Post Aapeesu'-- A 'masterpiece'u :)
MAHAA PALAAYANA- One gem of a book :)
yentha narsattongu kicchu hattiso pustaka - AJEYA
If yograj bhat had read S.L Bhyrappa's Saraswathi Samman Award winning MANDRA, i bet he wouldn't have written the below line..
ಮ್ಯೂಸಿಕ್ಕೇ ಸರಿಯಿಲ್ಲ ಏಳೇ ಸ್ವರ.. ಇನ್ನೆಷ್ಟು ಕೂಗೋದು ಎಮ್ಮೆ ಥರಾ...!!
'Matadaana' - post election part is finely sketched by bhyrappa sir.. so realistic !! Eager to watch the movie..
'kavalu' - Finished reading it in record time !! saadhyavaadre odi.. ee modle odidre nim abhipraaya tilisi :)
JUGAARI CROSS - Every next line to be read, makes you to keep your FINGERS CROSSED !!
If you want to know who is SL BHYRAPPA, he's a kannada novelist..
If you want to know what is SL BHYRAPPA, read his 'daaTu' :)
Dont know kannada? dont worry.. its in all 14 INDIAN Languages including ENGLISH :) !!
MISCELLANEOUS -
This time our topic in office- CRICKET TOURNAMENT this weekend :)
Feb 14th-BhajrangdaL all set !!! Too Dangerous to get westernised, folks :)
When bomb blasted in Delhi-
boLimaklu !! blast maaDdoru..
One gem-
ಜಗವೆನ್ನ ಮುದ್ದಿಸದದೇಕೆಂದು ಕೊರಗದಿರು |
ಮಗುವು ಪೆತ್ತರ್ಗೆ ನೀಂ , ಲೋಕಕೆ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧಿ ||
ಹೆಗಳಹೊರೆ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದರ್ಗೆಲ್ಲಮಿರುತಿರೆ, ನಿನ್ನ |
ರಗಳೆಗಾರಿಗೆ ಬಿಡುವೊ ? - ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ ||
~ ಡಿವಿಜಿ
GREAT minds discuss ideas..
Lesser ones discuss events..
Low class discuss PEOPLE.. !!
~ unknown
China, I hate it -
The concept of "NANDELLIDLI" is born and brought up in china !! Be it milk, bicycle, electronics, rice, textile, plastic, pens, sport (now cricket), corporate (now into IT competing wit INDIA) etc etc..
Tiger population is not at all growing in INDIA as Tigers do not have the eligibility to vote
~ unknown
Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans
~ John Lennon
Confirmation of death penalty awarded to Pakistani terrorist Ajmal Kasab.. F**k, he still can go to supreme court.. Common man of India can never understand the sensitivity of INDIAN LAW
MY SPEAKING KISSES (ನನ್ನ ನುಡಿಮುತ್ತುಗಳು)-
My Heart says Go with my Mind !!
Being active is not on facebook !!
This is something demoralising/inspiring..
If u get placed in college, then your way is only one way..
If u do not get, then it is all your way :)
celebrate on friday bcos its saturday, sunday.. cry on staurday, sunday for monday.. !!
When you see the platform on both the sides of a train, you are bound to get confused which way to get down !!
THOSE WERE THE DAYS" antha korgo badlu, "THESE ARE THE DAYS" antha meryodu uttama :) !!
Alwayz make it LARGE or go for SMALL.. intermediates are unnoticed..
coz world always recognises EXTREMITIES !! .. !!
On the eve of new year -
Everyone says they have some SOLID plans for tonight.. But most of them make it liquid !!
We wont mind INDIAN girls 'smoking hot'.. but we mind girls 'smoking'..
I cannot just see that.. kachada gu equality beka??
PINK is hot coz its close to the color of SKIN..
~ hoge boyz
"somvaarada somaarithana" = "MOnday BlueZ"
life bhayaanaka kooLe :)
People say Bangalore never sleeps.. then how the hell is the population so high !!
Bengaluru (divas + diwali pollution + usual traffic pollution ) = bengaluru dEEvaaLi !!
Let celebrations be colorful.. not the idol :)
I am pure vegeterian-
K.....fcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcK....!!
why the hell you go for boy babies.. let the future babes take birth :)
~ world population day spl !!! - women empowerment in hoge Boyz style ..
AB to be soon grandfather..
AB- I am very very Happy..
Abhishek - NO IDEA .. ;)
~ manassu bhyanaka kooLe
Ppl having long distance relationship alwayz rely on 3G, 4G, voice msging, video calling etc etc.. Lovers close by only worry about (their) 2G (second generation)
~ manassu bhayanaka kooLe ;)
If you still love your girl friend, then you are committed, if you start loving others, then you must be 'bargett'ed !! :)
JAW - just another weekned
__________________________________________________This is something demoralising/inspiring..
If u get placed in college, then your way is only one way..
If u do not get, then it is all your way :)
celebrate on friday bcos its saturday, sunday.. cry on staurday, sunday for monday.. !!
When you see the platform on both the sides of a train, you are bound to get confused which way to get down !!
THOSE WERE THE DAYS" antha korgo badlu, "THESE ARE THE DAYS" antha meryodu uttama :) !!
Alwayz make it LARGE or go for SMALL.. intermediates are unnoticed..
coz world always recognises EXTREMITIES !! .. !!
On the eve of new year -
Everyone says they have some SOLID plans for tonight.. But most of them make it liquid !!
We wont mind INDIAN girls 'smoking hot'.. but we mind girls 'smoking'..
I cannot just see that.. kachada gu equality beka??
PINK is hot coz its close to the color of SKIN..
~ hoge boyz
"somvaarada somaarithana" = "MOnday BlueZ"
life bhayaanaka kooLe :)
People say Bangalore never sleeps.. then how the hell is the population so high !!
Bengaluru (divas + diwali pollution + usual traffic pollution ) = bengaluru dEEvaaLi !!
Let celebrations be colorful.. not the idol :)
I am pure vegeterian-
K.....fcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcKfcK....!!
why the hell you go for boy babies.. let the future babes take birth :)
~ world population day spl !!! - women empowerment in hoge Boyz style ..
AB to be soon grandfather..
AB- I am very very Happy..
Abhishek - NO IDEA .. ;)
~ manassu bhyanaka kooLe
Ppl having long distance relationship alwayz rely on 3G, 4G, voice msging, video calling etc etc.. Lovers close by only worry about (their) 2G (second generation)
~ manassu bhayanaka kooLe ;)
If you still love your girl friend, then you are committed, if you start loving others, then you must be 'bargett'ed !! :)
JAW - just another weekned
And When I found nothing and just Blank, I still uploaded one.. i.e
NO NEW STA"TUSS"ssss...
ಮತ್ತೆ ಸಿಗೋಣ :)
~ ಶಶಾಂಕ
